I have a job interview with the Intercontinental  Hotel in Buckhead to be a room advisor! I’ll have benefits and everything! It’s like I’m a real person lol. Cross your fingers that i get the job bitches =)

I have done very little with my life today.

I’m watching the Friend’s episode where Joey finds Rachel’s porn book and Ross “massages” that old man. Probably one of my favorite episodes lol.

Also I just started watching Workaholics and that shit is fucking hysterical!

Interesting. I know.

(Source: losing30lbsincollege, via askinnyblackman)

I’m over it.

pixie-late:

The bun lady….

(Source: monocrolight, via askinnyblackman)

SO. MUCH. TEQUILA.

It wasn’t even my fault this time, I mean if someone buys you a shot you HAVE to take it.

That’s a rule right?

No biggie, just threw up in the bar bathroom. There was no crawling down the hall naked this time around.

BIG IMPROVEMENT!! 

Lauren and I also drank a tower of beer. This thing was fucking huge. 

Dear lord my head hurts.

(Source: unf-uckable, via danieladopeness)

I had a dream that Patrick and I were having sex but then he started screaming and when he pulled off the condom it was full of BEES!!!! Then it was just like floating around the room because the bees were flying around inside of it.

SOMEONE ANALYZE THIS!